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Saturday, May 9, 2015

Survival Guide : Living with 10 Girls Part 3

Tip #7: Know Yourself
When living with 10 other sources of peer pressure and stupidity, it's important to know yourself. Having knowledge of who you truely are will allow you to know when you shouldn't be somewhere. It will keep you aware of personal boundaries and limitations. Abide by these feelings to have the best time.

Tip #8: (Gut Feeling)
The term "gut feeling" is put in parentheses because it's not always something obvious. Sometimes it may be a quick pang or it may be a drawn out sense of dread. Either way, it's important to listen to the "gut feeling" because it's usually right. These feelings are natural instincts sending signals of "I'm in danger", "I'm hurting", "I need to help", "I can do this", and "This is it." Ignoring said feelings can and will create great unexpected inconviences. The degree of the inconvience varies with the degree of the situation.

Tip #9: Don't Yell First
Blanka (Street Fighter II) = Angry Females
Refering back to previous tip of maintain patience, an important part of maintaining the peace amoung 10 girls is not to yell, speak with attitude, or cause irriation. Naturally, this is not going to happen and people will get angry, say rude things, and cause serious mass agravation. The key is don't yell first. Just as with fighting on a school premises, the one who swings first is the one who starts the fight.  This same rule applies to yelling or using angry profanity. Whatever you do, don't be the one to drop the F-bomb first. All that does is ignite the already angry etrogen filled crazy oragutans and transforms them into wild screeching monsters like Blanka from Street Fighter II. Take heed to this piece of advice. DO NOT YELL FIRST.

Tip #10: Boys
If there are boys involved, that usually means trouble. Not that all guys are trouble, but what accompanies them does bring inconvience. In my case, guys bring simplicity (which is good), immaturity, and alarm to adults. This is an inconvienance to me for having to feel like a mom and controlling their childlike behavior. It's also very inconvient for the adults to be alarmed when males and females are in the same vicnity. The adults become annoying because they tend to display their clear distrust of young minds and their constant hovering ruins the fun of having a diverse group in the first place. Boys may equal trouble.

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